Ahhhhhhhh!!

Why is it that my kids are always on their worst behavior when their Dad is gone?!  I feel like all I ever hear is whining or fighting.......or doooooonnnnnne pooooooping! Seriously, will someone come be my butt wiper for the next month? Well, not my butt but the 2 kids that take dumps 5 times a day (first one at 5am, mind you) and refuse to wipe themselves. For the love! It will be a monumental day when they decide they are big enough to wipe themselves.

And spiders. Who wants to come deal with them for me? Surprisingly I've gotten pretty used to them after living here for 2 years. Used to be terrified. I don't mind living with them so much now. I'd rather not, but it's part of it I guess. I just don't like killing them, because when I do I swat them with all I've got to make sure they are very dead and guts go everywhere. That's the part I don't like.......and why I just let them be. Buttttttt, I have a 3 year old boy that screams like a girl every time he sees even the tiniest little spider. Just today, (insert girly scream) "Mom, there's a spider on the stairs." Me: "So walk around it." Him: "But it's gonna eat me!!!" Clearly he spends too much time with girls.

It's going to be a fun month!

We don't let the kids bathe together anymore. Well, usually. But when Daddy's gone sometimes it's just easier to put them in together.....go do some laundry....and then come help them finish up. That's just what I did the other night and came in to this. At least they know how to make me smile.

And a few more random photos just because.

Avery at her school's Spring Fling. Can you guess what she is? I had no clue what she was and I couldn't help but laugh because she matched Blake's cupcake.

She was supposed to be a frog. I did feel bad for poking fun and hope that the lady that painted her face didn't hear me. This is why I am so serious all the time. I don't like hurting other people's feelings. :(

And a couple of Blake at his best buddy's birthday party yesterday.

You can tell his attitude has not been the best in the first picture. And the 2nd picture, is the kids going back to turn off the blower to the slide. Ornery kids!!!